WHY?! CAUSE IT'S THAT LARGE!

DUH DUH DUH DUUUUUUUH...DUH DUH. DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DAHHHHH! (Monday Night Football theme) Boy oh boy was I stoked for this weekend. Sadly it has come and gone like the wind beneath my wings (Doc! is the wind beneath my wings because he's my hero). After a fun-filled weekend of shopping, watching football, going to see August Rush with the coolest cellist in the world (LOL!), and eating turkey, I decided to water the yard. Seeing as how brown the grass was I decided to take some care in the nature of my own backyard. But wait, how in the world would I be able to reach all areas of such an expansive area of grass?! AHA, thats when that weekly epiphany came. The Home Depot DOC! was clearly trying to speak to me about proper home and gardening care. Use an advance sprinkler head in order to increase the velocity of the water coming out. Because AV=AV, as the water flows out of the hose and into the sprinkler device, the cross-sectional area of the sprinkler is smaller than that of the hose, so that velocity coming out of the sprinkler is much greater than that of the water inside the hose. Due to projectile motion, the greater the horizontal velocity, the farther distance away the water could reach. Sadly, I forgot how fast the water sprays and when I turned on the water, I forgot to get out of the way. (Fatal error) AHA! Why use a sprinkler?! CAUSE THE HOSE IS THAT LARGE! Thanks to Home Depot DOC! I could successfully water all of the grass in my backyard with as little effort as possible. THANKS Home Depot DOC!, if it weren't for you expertise and advice in Gardening, I would've never been able to see Devin Hester run back that punt return for a TD.

Doc! if you're reading this, because you never responded to my formal request to play mini golf, and due to other requirements of another agreement, I would like to formally ask you if you would like to be my date for Winterball. :)